According to quantum mechanics, a cat can exist in multiple states simultaneously. In the context of cat ownership, this means that you're not just deciding to get a cat, you're simultaneously deciding not to get a cat, and also deciding to have 17 cats. The cat is in a superposition of catness. You're not just thinking about getting a cat, you're also thinking about cat food, litter box maintenance, and why your cat is plotting against you. So, ask yourself: are you ready for the cat-astrophic consequences of quantum cat ownership?
What are the benefits of owning a cat in a superposition state?